Jokes / Bar Jokes
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BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART ->
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy yo... [ca造 ->]
Signs that you may be a drunk! ->
*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. *** You lose arguments with inanima... [ca造 ->]
2 people walk into a bar... ->
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.... [ca造 ->]
The grasshopper joke! ->
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper!... [ca造 ->]
The Test! ->
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "... [ca造 ->]
Too many beers ->
So I said "Hey man, that's my beer." Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the b... [ca造 ->]
Trouble at the local bar... ->
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman loo... [ca造 ->]
Turnaround is fair play! ->
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he ... [ca造 ->]
What time does the bar open? ->
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. ... [ca造 ->]
"Brrr!" ->
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders... [ca造 ->]
7 Shots of Vodka! ->
Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, b... [ca造 ->]
Anything you want! ->
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sex... [ca造 ->]