Jokes / Work/School
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15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day ->
1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear. 2. Your important dictation somehow seems to blah... [ca造 ->]
Absent From School Excusess ->
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. ... [ca造 ->]
Creative Answering Machine Messages ->
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradual... [ca造 ->]
Driving Test Answers ->
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Departme... [ca造 ->]
Less Common Latin Phrases ->
Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, t... [ca造 ->]
Phrases for Work. ->
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work! 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us ... [ca造 ->]
Cheerleaders ->
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader? When she does the splits and 8 class ring... [ca造 ->]
Salad ->
Boss asks secretary "Do you know the difference between Ceasar Salad and a blowjob is?" "No"... [ca造 ->]
A short poem for today. ->
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things ... [ca造 ->]
Bank Teller ->
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' chec... [ca造 ->]
Be Poetic ->
"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry int... [ca造 ->]
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. ) ->
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, ... [ca造 ->]