Jokes / The Elderly

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Aging ->

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. ... [ca³y ->]

Great truths about life ->

1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. 2. There's always a lot to be ... [ca³y ->]

Old & New concerns ->

Old & New concerns for the baby boomers: Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: K... [ca³y ->]

Old Folke' Party Games ->

10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says somethi... [ca³y ->]

OLD is when... ->

"Old" is when... ...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Hone... [ca³y ->]

Perks of being over 40... ->

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be ... [ca³y ->]

Proud To Be A Senior Citizen... ->

I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening child-pr... [ca³y ->]

Signs you've grown up! ->

1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep mo... [ca³y ->]

You Know You're Getting Older When ->

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun h... [ca³y ->]

You know you're Middle Aged if... ->

You’ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.... [ca³y ->]

You're not a kid anymore when... ->

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without gl... [ca³y ->]

Be nice to your kids ->

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.... [ca³y ->]