Jokes / Sex
Bud the stud! ->
How can you compare a Budweiser to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!... [ca造 ->]
Difference ->
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle aft... [ca造 ->]
Driving in the Fog and... ->
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pu... [ca造 ->]
(Blank)-gasms! ->
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - ... [ca造 ->]
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex ->
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That ... [ca造 ->]
Best Pickup Lines I've Used ->
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name you... [ca造 ->]
Brand Name Condoms ->
Which condom would you use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. ... [ca造 ->]
A Hookers Life ->
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put on stocking on one leg. One st... [ca造 ->]
Australian Kiss ->
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under.... [ca造 ->]
Baby Birds ->
You know that Stork's bring babys of course. What kind of bird defiantly does not bring babys?... [ca造 ->]
Backwards Panties ->
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out.... [ca造 ->]
Chocolate is better than sex! ->
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex! 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me y... [ca造 ->]