Jokes / Puns
Coffee Time ->
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee? A: With Kareem!!! Q: What does it say, on gr... [ca造 ->]
Elmo ->
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!... [ca造 ->]
Snowmen and Snowladies ->
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.... [ca造 ->]
To Fry a Peter ->
Q: What do you use to fry a peter? A: Peter Pan.... [ca造 ->]
Confucius says again... ->
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, g... [ca造 ->]
Puns by the Pound! ->
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordi... [ca造 ->]
Affluance ->
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. ... [ca造 ->]
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper! ->
After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor". Q: What did you have for breakfast?... [ca造 ->]
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven ->
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates o... [ca造 ->]
Downsizing ->
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He ad... [ca造 ->]
If, And, Butt! ->
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker c... [ca造 ->]
Mole Smells ->
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm ho... [ca造 ->]