Jokes / Miscellaneouss

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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac ->

What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there re... [ca造 ->]

Gas stations... ->

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone might cl... [ca造 ->]

Good question ->

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT: Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens ... [ca造 ->]

How do crazy people get through the forest? ->

How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psycho path.... [ca造 ->]

How do you cure... ->

How do you cure constipation? Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!... [ca造 ->]

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto? ->

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto? Fill the gas tank!... [ca造 ->]

Illiterate? ->

Illiterate? No problem! Write for free advice.... [ca造 ->]

Indifference ->

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?... [ca造 ->]

Literary couch potato ->

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.... [ca造 ->]

Living on Earth ->

"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun!"... [ca造 ->]

Mistakes ->

I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones.... [ca造 ->]

Mime in the forest ->

If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?... [ca造 ->]