Jokes / Miscellaneouss

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Lessons from Noah's Ark ->

Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old... [ca造 ->]

Life's Lessons. ->

Some lessons learned in life: Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxat... [ca造 ->]

MasterCard for Men ->

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard com... [ca造 ->]

Monthly Horoscopes - JG Style! ->

ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impat... [ca造 ->]

More cool bumper stickers! ->

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. There's too much blood in my alcoh... [ca造 ->]

More Wonderments! ->

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what c... [ca造 ->]

Murphy's Laws(5) ->

Never slap a man who chews tobacco. There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys... [ca造 ->]

New bumper stickers ->

Bumper stickers seen this weekend ..... You're just jealous because the voices are talking t... [ca造 ->]

New Words for the 90s ->

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project fai... [ca造 ->]

New Words Needed (woo-hoo!) ->

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should: 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing th... [ca造 ->]

Now that I'm older... ->

Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered..... I started out with nothing..I still ... [ca造 ->]

Only in America! ->

"Only in America": ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. ...are there ... [ca造 ->]