Jokes / Idoits

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Coach Wants A Raise ->

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right ... [ca造 ->]

Computer Problem ->

"Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trou... [ca造 ->]

Darwin Awards ->

As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon (the remains of) that i... [ca造 ->]

Darwin Awards- 1999 ->

DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to re... [ca造 ->]

Diving Deep ->

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the s... [ca造 ->]

Do you need a sign? ->

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely... [ca造 ->]

Don't eat and drive! ->

I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. Th... [ca造 ->]

Don't look down! ->

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater. As he lay there ... [ca造 ->]

Driving Violations ->

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place..... [ca造 ->]

Drunk ->

A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breath... [ca造 ->]

Engineers Laying Sod ->

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she w... [ca造 ->]

First Child ->

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only tw... [ca造 ->]