Jokes / Idoits

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Lunatic & his dog ->

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man w... [ca造 ->]

Meet Roy the drunk! ->

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seat... [ca造 ->]

Mental Health Patient ->

It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After u... [ca造 ->]

More Darwin Awards! ->

THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who thr... [ca造 ->]

My Car was stolen!!! ->

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashbo... [ca造 ->]

Nice Parrot ->

There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy someth... [ca造 ->]

No Smoking Here ->

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar. The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please... [ca造 ->]

Off the cliff! ->

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tr... [ca造 ->]

Officer Involved Shooting ->

An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-serv... [ca造 ->]

One Wish ->

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They ma... [ca造 ->]

Oops! ->

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccu... [ca造 ->]

Paint the Porch ->

Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Si... [ca造 ->]