Losowe angielskie dowcipy

To Drown ->

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell he... [ca造 ->]

Knock Knock Ketchup ->

Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!... [ca造 ->]

No Brakes ->

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer? He is twice as fast as Rudolf but ... [ca造 ->]

Pulled over ->

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticke... [ca造 ->]

One-legged girl... ->

What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen! ... [ca造 ->]

Upmanship ->

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I fi... [ca造 ->]

The long and short of it! ->

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is r... [ca造 ->]

Rude Nusery Rhymes! ->

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the k... [ca造 ->]

Iraqi Pilots ->

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to ... [ca造 ->]

How did you know? ->

A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of ... [ca造 ->]

We're Rangers! ->

True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped ... [ca造 ->]

Laws of ... ->

* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money... [ca造 ->]