Losowe angielskie dowcipy

The Facts of Life ->

THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If... [ca造 ->]

Rooster and Peanut Butter ->

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof o... [ca造 ->]

Pulled over ->

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticke... [ca造 ->]

Letter To Ann Landers ->

Dearn Ann: I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the... [ca造 ->]

Chinese Goer ->

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they ... [ca造 ->]

Paradox of Men ->

If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner. If you can go down on them, they ar... [ca造 ->]

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac ->

What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there re... [ca造 ->]

Call Me "Mother" ->

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old la... [ca造 ->]

The lady and her house ->

A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and heard a crash, instantly ... [ca造 ->]

Bill ->

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass!... [ca造 ->]

The Missing Toupee! ->

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to ... [ca造 ->]

Miss Most ->

What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!... [ca造 ->]